The Adventures of Dame Ladycock, War Princess

Who Is That Kinsey Hope Anyways?

Pic credit - Ew Gross Why [Description of Profile Pic: A white freckly woman with shoulder length curly red hair. She's got green eyes and is wearing a low cut blue tank top. Hearts are floating next to her head]

Help Kinsey pay bills and maybe someday get a vagina installed:

In order to preserve KH's identity's secrecy and privacy, RMJ (who is a trusted and close friend) will be taking donations for her and then sending them to Kinsey's own personal paypal

OH GOD WHY

I WAS TRYING TO SHIFT MY GIRLY DICK AROUND AND SQUISHED ONE OF MY BALLS.

OW FUCK OW NAUSEA

Oh this is great, just had another. My ass is on fire and I definitely have blood spotting from the acid burn.

Fucking awesome. And my insides hurt even more now.

Dear Migraine,

We were doing so well without you. Why can’t you just fuck the hell off and stop leaving colored swirling blind spots in my vision and head splitting pain in my… head. Yeah so sue me, it’s tough to write when you can barely see or think.

No love,

I just fucking ball tapped myself by accident and then when I slumped forward from the pain, nailed my boob against my desk.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY x_O