I WAS TRYING TO SHIFT MY GIRLY DICK AROUND AND SQUISHED ONE OF MY BALLS.
OW FUCK OW NAUSEA
Fucking awesome. And my insides hurt even more now.
We were doing so well without you. Why can’t you just fuck the hell off and stop leaving colored swirling blind spots in my vision and head splitting pain in my… head. Yeah so sue me, it’s tough to write when you can barely see or think.
I just fucking ball tapped myself by accident and then when I slumped forward from the pain, nailed my boob against my desk.