troubledsigh:

genderbitch:

hightouchghost:

maletofabulous:

Think about it…

Google Glasses, which will probably be on the face of everyone trying to keep up with the Joneses here in a year or so.

Google self driving cars, which essentially is the only way “hover cars” will ever be possible, if they drive themselves.

And finally a search page that is so popular, the term for searching became “googling.”

I give them 20 years before they’re mining asteroids and trying to kill Sigourney Weaver.

omg

And exploring alien wreckage based on cave paintings with a crew that’s 89% unbelievably stupid white people who must touch EVERYTHING without proper protection. Even vagina snakes.

Especially vagina snakes.

vagina snakes which are also strangely phallic because H.R. Giger is intensely afraid of anything remotely sexual, or so it what appear.

A more disturbing option would be if he thought the things he made were pretty. A much much much more disturbing option, really.

(Source: maletomisandrist)