highvoodoopussypope:

genderbitch:

The only people stupid enough to bet against you on that would be my people and then we’d just whine and moan about you winning fair and square and claim you cheated or something and then run outside crying into the sunlight where our skin would burn off and we would need to eat more mayonnaise in order to heal. And you’d never get paid.

It just wouldn’t go well at all.

kinsey i am lactose intolerant and insisted on eating cheese and now you’ve made me liquid shit myself

bai gurl

just

bai

*carefully avoiding making a joke about your poop and her people’s water so you don’t shart again*